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The Kitchen Witch
Every bottle that leaves Fortune Farms passes through the same hands.
The Kitchen Witch has spent years turning to her books and her herbs the way others turn to a pharmacy. When Mellow (wife) needed relief that store-bought products could not provide, she didn't look for a workaround, she formulated one.
A full year of testing, refining, formulating and paired with honest feedback from her family and friends, across a wide range of ailments: bad backs, bad knees, messed up shoulders, arthritic hands and bones, years of hard work, and the kind of injuries that come from being young and and not thinking twice.
She is the reason Fortune Farms exists, and is still the one hand-blending and formulating every batch with focused intent, deep respect for the ingredients, and the same exacting standard she has always held herself to. That hasn't changed, and there are no plans for changing that.
Our Small Batch Process
Quality Over Shortcuts. We believe the true power of a botanical remedy lies in the whole plant. By using a patient, multi stage infusion process in our kitchen, we ensure every drop carries the full potency of the herbs. The result is a concentrated oil you can actually feel.
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"We found that store bought options simply couldn't provide the relief we needed. So we turned to my books and my herbs to do better"
- Kitchen Witch
Kitchen Witch's Witness Accounts
I was in pain for four days and couldn't even turn over on my own. This all natural oil blows lidocaine patches and bengay out the water. It works so fast, I thought I was overdoing it because of how quickly the pain went away! My body feels absolutely amazing.
Crystal E.
After a fall that left me with three broken toes and deep bone bruising, I tried over the counter creams, salt baths, and tylenol for weeks with no relief. I was gifted the sanasana oil and salve and after just two days of use the swelling was gone. I could finally wiggle my toes and wear shoes again. This worked better than any store bought item i purchased.
Amber V.
Sana Sana colita de rana. The ouchie oil provided pain relief on my back just as advertised. Awesome natural product I will definitely order more, thank you
Ivan B.
About Fortune Farms Apothecary
Fortune Farms Apothecary didn't start with a brand strategy or a product line. It started with a problem nobody on the shelf could solve.
When Kitchen Witch's wife (Mellow) came out of rotary cuff surgery and later a second surgery that left her fighting through a full year of ankle pain, the options available were irritating, synthetic, too heavy in scent, or simply inneffective. Fortune Farms Apothecary was born out of that gap. Not as a business first, as a necessity.
What it has become since is a small batch botanical apothecary rooted in one standard: If it doesn't work for the people behind it, it doesn't go into one of our bottles.
Arnica & White Willow Bark
Arnica: Known as the "Mountain Healer," this bright botanical has been the go to for high altitude healers for centuries to soothe deep tissue discomfort and the physical toll of a hard day's work.
White Willow Bark: Often called "Nature's Aspirin," this bark was the original source of the world's most famous remedy. We slow infuse it to draw out its natural salicin, providing a cooling, steady comfort for stubborn aches.
Sana Sana:
The Spirit of The Frog
The name comes from a traditional spanish healing rhyme most latino children grow up hearing.
"Sana, Sana, colita de rana. Si no sanas hoy, sanaras manana"
roughlu translated it says "Heal, Heal, little frogs tail, if you dont heal today, you'll heal tomorrow"
In their house (latino's) it became something more personal. Whenever someone got hurt, you tended the wound and said "Frog Butt" as equal parts a joke and a promise. A reminder that healing is coming even when it doesn't feel that way yet.
That spirit lives in every bottle.
SanaSana carried Mellow (wife) through the hardest year of recovery. It gave the Kitchen Witch herself relief from years of sciatica and scoliosis, and it is the reason Fortune Farms stands here today.
Because once something works that well, it must be shared from our kitchen to yours.
Sana today, sana tomorrow, sana always.
Sana Sana Ouchie Oil
Flexible Botanical Support
For those who prefer a lighter touch, this herbal oil offers the same thoughtful botanical support in an easy-to-spread formula.
Ideal for larger areas, massage, or everyday use, it absorbs gently into the skin while delivering a nourishing blend of herbs traditionally used to support comfort and ease.
No harsh ingredients.
No overpowering medicinal aroma.
No unnecessary fillers.
Just a balanced infusion of carefully chosen botanicals, created to help soothe tired muscles, overworked joints, and the everyday aches that come with a life well lived.
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